Trial by Fire

Awww, I hate these hot flashes!!!
Awww, I hate these hot flashes!!! (Photo credit: jinterwas)

At 2,200 degrees Fahrenheit, clay turns into fine china, carbon dioxide turns into diamonds, and, give or take a few degrees,  middle-aged women, like me, turn into human microwaves, just shy of spontaneous combustion.  Welcome to the wonderfully warm world of hot flashes, ladies!

Even before menopause,  I was entrenched in an offensive known in our home as the “Great Thermostat Battle”.  Always chilly, I would sneak stealthily down the hall and,  with a magician’s slight-of-hand, turn the thermostat up to a more balmy level.   Meanwhile, my hottie husband, displaying less finesse but more bravado, followed closely behind, turning the dial down,  to a temperature only a popsicle could love.  Naturally, now that I’m in meltdown mode, my hubby’s cooling off, so, the battle continues.  Peace talks are, however, ongoing.  You don’t stay married for as  long as we have without them.

In order to win this “Cold War”, I’m determined to embrace my hotness, go with the flow, even if it is a lava flow, and, like carbon dioxide, become the precious and sparkling gem God created me to be.  Approaching life with grace, humor, and a great air conditioner, I can beat this heat.  Besides, there’s nothing hotter than a woman who’s comfortable in her own skin, whatever the temperature.  And, that’s pretty cool.

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